A sexy, petite & playful PIRATE arrives on shore, readying 'er 'sideboy' to DISMOUNT the VESSEL. She looks distraught and ye, being a 'Salty boy', ask the WENCH what the trouble may be... "Ahoy there, we be seekers in need of 'slipway'aye was chekin' me 'slop chest' when Aye received a shot across 'bow' severing me 'snatch block'. Alas, being a seeker abroad, I have NO able 'seaman' to assist me in servicing 'er 'shaft alley'. ALL HANDS be mine and me 'SIDEBOY', all night in* to be level with ye Sire, me vessel be taking on water at a rate of concern. I tried to reach the hull below to release the 'seacock', but it be blocked! Does this place have a saloon?" SHE ASKS, "AI LASS," Ye answer, adding, "Does yer vessel* happen to be a It looks like yer anchored but it be a 'short stay'. Ai will gather a few good men to ready the 'slipway' fer ye vessel. We shall .......make quickwork fixing ye up with...." "I will be thne wench sire, dressed the part-; Bed and breakfast= 75$/ night* private room, including entertainment. (check out be *noon, located in mount royal) Dinner and wine= 25$ per head (limited selections) Drinks= 4$/ each (350ml) by request Shower= 15$/20 min (supplies supplied) Laundry= 10$ (supplies included) Charging station= 10$/ hour "Date" er counseling= 250/hr *protected, no Greek- 150/hh." (I.O.U. List) Ricky Spain= 50$ Chris Rose=50$
Category | Adult dating Calgary |
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Phone | +15879693view |
Country/State | Alberta |
City | Calgary |
Age | 38 |
Affiliation | |
Availability | |
Last Updated | 2022-07-14 |
115 cm / 3′9″ | |
Ad ID | #AD708591Z |