I'm not exactly your average girl-next-door. I can be full of surprises and yet make you feel like we've known each other forever in just a couple of hours. You can play guess what hair colour I'll have when we meet and the chances are it'll change every time. We can talk about art, music, photography, society while drinking the more sophisticated wine even though I secretly love cheap sparkling white wine. I can talk dirty to you in four different languages (Spanish, English, German or Italian) and try to do it in a fifth with a funny French accent. You want to take me to a fancy restaurant on the first date so I can wear my most elegant dress? Done. You want me to put on a school uniform and take me to the park so you can laugh at how bad I am at skateboarding? I'm in. You want me to join an ancient cult and help you raise our lord and saviour Cthulhu? Ok, maybe not so fast. You bring the plan, I'll bring myself. And my glasses, since I probably wont make it to the front door if I don't wear them.